Here at Botic Airlines, we take your privacy *very* seriously. So seriously, in fact, that we hired a highly-trained team of invisible privacy specialists...you just can't see them.
In theory, we might collect *all sorts* of important stuff like your name, email, and favorite in-flight snack. But since we’re not a real airline, we don’t actually do that.
But if we *were* collecting data, we’d only ask for the good stuff. Like:
If we collected data (spoiler alert: we don’t), here’s what we’d do with it:
We might sprinkle a few “cookies” around to remember you. But since we're a make-believe airline, these cookies are as real as unicorns. Feel free to dunk ‘em in your milk.
If we had any data, we’d probably store it in a super secret underground lair guarded by lasers and ninjas. But since we have no data, we just keep our imaginary files under digital lock and key. You're safe with us.
As a loyal passenger of Botic Airlines, you have certain "rights" in regard to your non-existent data:
We'd love to hear from you! Or maybe not. Anyway, you can email us at nowhere@botic-airlines.net or send a carrier pigeon (assuming it knows the way).